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Today at the Empire in Swindon
updated 06 February 2012 01:15
2D A Monster in Paris (U)
Synopsis: A wacky inventor, his camera crazy best friend and a madcap monkey make a BIG mistake when let loose in the Professor~rsquo;s laboratory! With lotions and potions spilling everywhere, the troublesome trio accidentally create Franc, a musical talent of monstrous proportions. With the help of the beautiful but feisty singer Lucille, the team are on a mission to protect their new friend from the ghastly wannabe Mayor, Commissioner Maynott, who has a plan to increase his popularity by capturing Franc and revealing him to be a scary monster to the people of Paris. Directed by Bibo Bergeron (Shark Tale) with a voice cast including Vanessa Paradis and Sean Lennon, A MONSTER IN PARIS is fantastic fun for all the family. On January 27th 2012, join the gang on a ride of mischief, mayhem and monstrous adventure. Starring: Vanessa Paradis (voice), Adam Goldberg (voice), Catherine O`Hara (voice)Todays film times: 12:402D Journey 2 - The Mysterious Island (PG)
Synopsis: In this follow~ndash;up to the 2008 worldwide hit Journey to the Center of the Earth, the new family adventure Journey 2: The Mysterious Island begins when young Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson, reprising his role from the first film) receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist. It~lsquo;s a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean~lsquo;s new stepfather, Hank (Dwayne Johnson), joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot (Luis Guzman) and his beautiful, strong~ndash;willed daughter (Vanessa Hudgens), they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever. Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Michael Caine, Josh HutchersonTodays film times: 12:45 17:353D A Monster In Paris (U)
Synopsis: A wacky inventor, his camera crazy best friend and a madcap monkey make a BIG mistake when let loose in the Professor~rsquo;s laboratory! With lotions and potions spilling everywhere, the troublesome trio accidentally create Franc, a musical talent of monstrous proportions. With the help of the beautiful but feisty singer Lucille, the team are on a mission to protect their new friend from the ghastly wannabe Mayor, Commissioner Maynott, who has a plan to increase his popularity by capturing Franc and revealing him to be a scary monster to the people of Paris. Directed by Bibo Bergeron (Shark Tale) with a voice cast including Vanessa Paradis and Sean Lennon, A MONSTER IN PARIS is fantastic fun for all the family. On January 27th 2012, join the gang on a ride of mischief, mayhem and monstrous adventure. Starring: Vanessa Paradis (voice), Adam Goldberg (voice), Catherine O`Hara (voice)Todays film times: 16:303D Journey 2 - The Mysterious Island (PG)
Synopsis: In this follow~ndash;up to the 2008 worldwide hit Journey to the Center of the Earth, the new 3D family adventure Journey 2: The Mysterious Island begins when young Sean Anderson (Josh Hutcherson, reprising his role from the first film) receives a coded distress signal from a mysterious island where no island should exist. It~lsquo;s a place of strange life forms, mountains of gold, deadly volcanoes, and more than one astonishing secret. Unable to stop him from going, Sean~lsquo;s new stepfather, Hank (Dwayne Johnson), joins the quest. Together with a helicopter pilot (Luis Guzman) and his beautiful, strong~ndash;willed daughter (Vanessa Hudgens), they set out to find the island, rescue its lone inhabitant and escape before seismic shockwaves force the island under the sea and bury its treasures forever. Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Michael Caine, Josh HutchersonTodays film times: 15:15 19:503D Puss In Boots (U)
Synopsis: Animated 3D adventure ~lsquo;Puss In Boots~rsquo; takes us to a time long before the feisty feline first appeared in the Shrek Universe. This time, we follow him on a heroic journey alongside fairytale favourites including Humpty Dumpty. Helped by love interest Kitty Softpaws, he hatches a plan to steal the famous golden egg-laying goose and save the world from two murderous outlaws known as Jack and Jill. ~lsquo;Puss In Boots~rsquo; features an all-star cast of voices including Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek and Zach Galifianakis.Starring: Antonio Banderas (voice), Salma Hayek (voice), Zach Galifianakis (voice)Todays film times: 14:253D Underworld: Awakening (18)
Synopsis: Kate Beckinsale, star of the first two films, returns in her lead role as the vampire warrioress Selene, who escapes imprisonment to find herself in a world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans, and are conducting an all out war to eradicate both immortal species.Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Rea, Michael Ealy; Theo JamesTodays film times: 22:00Carnage (15)
Synopsis: A showdown between two kids about eleven, in a local playground. Swollen lips, broken teeth~hellip; Now the parents of the ~quot;victim~quot; have invited the parents of the ~quot;bully~quot; to their apartment to sort it out. Cordial banter gradually develops a razor~ndash;sharp edge as all four parents reveal their laughable contradictions and grotesque prejudices. None of them will escape the ensuing carnage. Starring: Jodie Foster, Kate Winslet, Christoph WaltzTodays film times: 16:10 18:10 20:25Chronicle (12A)
Synopsis: New technologies and social communities allow us to record, post and comment on every second of our lives, sharing our every emotion and opinion with the world, no matter how mundane. For three high school classmates who suddenly gain superpowers from a mysterious substance, the chronicle of their ordinary lives is about to take on extraordinary turn. Initially they use their powers to play innocent pranks on each other and people around them, but soon they gain confidence and learn to control their powers better to take on more difficult tasks. Their newfound sense of immortality and impunity will force them to evaluate their own morality to ultimately decide where to draw the line about how far they should go. Starring: Ashley Hinshaw, Alex Russell, Michael B. JordanTodays film times: 12:30 14:45 17:05 19:15 21:30Jack And Jill (PG)
Synopsis: Jack And Jill is a comedy focusing on Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler), a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife and kids, who dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his identical twin sister Jill (also Adam Sandler). Jill~rsquo;s neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down. Katie Holmes plays Erin, Jack~rsquo;s wife.Starring: Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al PacinoTodays film times: 14:15 16:45 19:00 21:10Man On A Ledge (12A)
Synopsis: An ex-cop turned con threatens to jump to his death from a Manhattan hotel rooftop. The nearest New York Police officer immediately responds to a screaming woman and calls dispatch. More Officers arrive with SWAT and tactical command along with fire-fighters. The police then dispatches a female police psychologist personally requested to talk him down from the ledge. However, things aren't as straightforward and clearcut as they appear to be.Starring: Sam Worthington, Jamie Bell, Ed HarrisTodays film times: 13:45 16:20 18:45 21:20Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (12A)
Synopsis: Director Brad Bird and Producer J.J. Abrams bring us the action packed, entertainment event of the holiday season with MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE ~ndash; GHOST PROTOCOL. The new film in the series, which has grossed 2 billion dollars worldwide, will feature a new team: Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton and Simon Pegg. This is not just another mission. The IMF is shut down when it~lsquo;s implicated in a global terrorist bombing plot. Ghost Protocol is initiated and Ethan Hunt and his rogue new team must go undercover to clear their organisation~lsquo;s name. No help, no contact, off the grid. You have never seen a mission grittier and more intense than this. Starring: Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon PeggTodays film times: 21:05Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (12A)
Synopsis: Sherlock Holmes has always been the smartest man in the room~hellip; until now. There is a new criminal mastermind at large ~ndash; Professor Moriarty (Jared Harris) ~ndash; and not only is he Holmes~lsquo; intellectual equal, but his capacity for evil, coupled with a complete lack of conscience, may actually give him an advantage over the renowned detective. When the Crown Prince of Austria is found dead, the evidence, as construed by Inspector Lestrade (Eddie Marsan), points to suicide. But Sherlock Holmes deduces that the prince has been the victim of murder ~ndash; a murder that is only one piece of a larger and much more portentous puzzle, designed by one Professor Moriarty. Mixing business with pleasure, Holmes tracks the clues to an underground gentlemen~lsquo;s club, where he and his brother, Mycroft Holmes (Stephen Fry) are toasting Dr. Watson on his last night of bachelorhood. It is there that Holmes encounters Sim (Noomi Rapace), a Gypsy fortune teller, who sees more than she is telling and whose unwitting involvement in the prince~lsquo;s murder makes her the killer~lsquo;s next target. Holmes barely manages to save her life and, in return, she reluctantly agrees to help him. The investigation becomes ever more dangerous as it leads Holmes, Watson and Sim across the continent, from England to France to Germany and finally to Switzerland. But the cunning Moriarty is always one step ahead as he spins a web of death and destruction ~ndash; all part of a greater plan that, if he succeeds, will change the course of history. Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Noomi RapaceTodays film times: 12:10 14:55 17:40 20:30The Artist (PG)
Synopsis: Winner of 3 Golden Globe awards including Best Motion Picture - musical or comedy. Nominated for 12 BAFTA awards including Best Film, Best Director, Best Actor and Best Actress. Hollywood 1927. George Valentin (Jean Dujardin) is a silent movie superstar. The advent of the talkies will sound the death knell for his career and see him fall into oblivion. For young extra Peppy Miller (B~eacute;r~eacute;nice Bejo), it seems the sky~rsquo;s the limit major movie stardom awaits. Filmed in black and white, without dialogue, THE ARTIST tells the story of their interlinked destinies.Starring: Jean Dujardin, John Goodman, Berenice BejoTodays film times: 14:00 18:30The Descendants (15)
Synopsis: From Alexander Payne, the creator of the Oscar-winning SIDEWAYS, set in Hawaii, THE DESCENDANTS is a sometimes humorous, sometimes tragic journey for Matt King (George Clooney) an indifferent husband and father of two girls, who is forced to re-examine his past and embrace his future when his wife suffers a boating accident off of Waikiki. The event leads to a rapprochement with his young daughters while Matt wrestles with a decision to sell the family~rsquo;s land handed down from Hawaiian royalty and missionaries.Starring: George Clooney, Judy Greer, Beau BridgesTodays film times: 16:00 21:15The Grey (15)
Synopsis: In The Grey, Liam Neeson leads an unruly group of oil-rig roughnecks when their plane crashes into the remote Alaskan wilderness. Battling mortal injuries and merciless weather, the survivors have only a few days to escape the icy elements and a vicious pack of rogue wolves on the hunt before their time runs out.Starring: Liam Neeson; Frank Grillo, Joe Anderson; James Badge Dale, Nonso AnozieTodays film times: 15:20 18:10 20:50The Iron Lady (12A)
Synopsis: THE IRON LADY tells the compelling story of Margaret Thatcher, a woman who smashed through the barriers of gender and class to be heard in a male~ndash;dominated world. The story concerns power and the price that is paid for power, and is a surprising and intimate portrait of an extraordinary and complex woman. The film stars Academy Award~ndash;winners Meryl Streep as Lady Thatcher and Jim Broadbent as Denis Thatcher. Their young selves are played by Alexandra Roach and Harry Lloyd. The rest of the cast of family and friends, politicians and advisers, is made up of the very best of British acting talent, including: Olivia Colman, Nicholas Farrell, Susan Brown, Roger Allam, Anthony Head, Julian Wadham, Pip Torrens, Nick Dunning, Richard E Grant, David Westhead, Angus Wright and John Sessions. Starring: Meryl Streep, Jim Broadbent, Richard E. GrantTodays film times: 13:30 18:45War Horse (12A)
Synopsis: Based on the book by Michael Morpurgo and the recent stage play by Nick Stafford, produced by the National Theatre of Great Britain and directed by Tom Morris and Marianne Elliot. From director Steven Spielberg comes ~ldquo;War Horse,~rdquo; an epic adventure for audiences of all ages. Set against a sweeping canvas of rural England and Europe during the First World War, ~ldquo;War Horse~rdquo; begins with the remarkable friendship between a horse named Joey and a young man called Albert, who tames and trains him. When they are forcefully parted, the film follows the extraordinary journey of the horse as he moves through the war, changing and inspiring the lives of all those he meets~mdash;British cavalry, German soldiers, and a French farmer and his granddaughter~mdash;before the story reaches its emotional climax in the heart of No Man~rsquo;s Land. The First World War is experienced through the journey of this horse~mdash;an odyssey of joy and sorrow, passionate friendship and high adventure. ~ldquo;War Horse~rdquo; is one of the great stories of friendship and war~mdash; a successful book, it was turned into a hugely successful international theatrical hit that is arriving on Broadway next year. It now comes to screen in an epic adaptation by one of the great directors in film history. Starring: Emily Watson, Jeremy Irvine, Peter Mullan; Tom HiddlestonTodays film times: 13:00 14:15 16:15 17:30 19:30 20:45Young Adult (15)
Synopsis: Academy Award winner Charlize Theron plays Mavis Gary, a writer of teen literature who returns to her small hometown to relive her glory days and attempt to reclaim her happily married high school sweetheart (Patrick Wilson). When returning home proves more difficult than she thought, Mavis forms an unusual bond with a former classmate (Patton Oswalt) who hasn~lsquo;t quite gotten over high school, either.Starring: Charlize Theron, Patrick Wilson, Patton OswaltTodays film times: 12:25 14:40 17:00 19:15 21:25